nerdfighter13812:

ohanameansfandom:

Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling

ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

THE LAW DOES NOT FOLLOW THE BIBLE!!!!!

I’m a Christian and I approve this message.

(via moustache-flavoured-lubricant)

jadedgalvanizer:

timelordsatan:

ambular-d:

pumpkinlessidjit:

i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid

and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth

and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love

“no”

ANABIEL

LOOK IT UP

(via willfosho)

tapdancers:

How To Make Cake In A Mug! (NO MICROWAVE OR OVEN NEEDED)

Just follow these steps:

1. Buy a FUCKING CAKE
2. FUCKIGN
3. SMASH THE THING INTO A MUG
4.  EAT IT AL LAT ONCE

(via moustache-flavoured-lubricant)

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

justxlosersxlikexme:

So here’s the plan, we give all the angels Redbull

(via s-d-educe-me)

witch-breed:

questbedhead:

titanicgirl666:

when you come up with a great post and it gets zero notes

when you come up with a crappy post and it gets tons of notes

when the cheerleaders of your new school rip off your arms

(via s-d-educe-me)

systemofadowneyjr:

shoutout to photographers who make their subjects do stupid shit

(Source: latter-day-boondock-saints, via s-d-educe-me)

iamanafricanprincess:

yes im a girl yes im a serial killer

(via s-d-educe-me)